Mestizo Monthly Magic

You ever want to join a gang for the sense of solidarity but were too scared of being stabbed on your way out of the liquor store after grabbing a bag of saladitos?

Well, here’s your chance. Except, it’s less of a gang and more a double-click coffee clique. You don’t have to get jumped in but you do have to use your mouse.

This is what your Mestizo Monthly Magic subscription includes:

*(2) 12 oz bags of Mestizo Coffee for $39.72 a month. Why $39.72? Because it’s funnier than $40.

*Exclusive access to limited run flavor drops.

*Free Delivery. That’s a saving of $10.28 per month (or $2467 over 20 years).

*A sense of fucking purpose in this world.

And if you still feel like getting punched in the gut, drink some of that overpriced dirt water down the street.